The moment you’ve all been waiting for, the final Top N reasons where N = any real or imaginary number of 2011.

Top N reasons where N = 10 why David Letterman is like a Rorschach Test

10. They’re both the same age.

  9. Hey, gee fellas it’s an ink blot not me.

  8. They both provoke a response like getting kicked in the face on your own show.

  7. The tester and subject sit next to each other – just like an interview.

  6. Five inkblots are of black ink, two are of black and red ink and three are multicolored, on a white background- looks a lot like Dave’s wardrobe.

  5. Analysis of responses is recorded, then you can do a retake.

  4. No matter what scoring system is used you still don’t get an Emmy.

  3. Dave’s apparent validity is due to an illusion.

  2. Dave still thinks that Hermann Rorschach came back as Brad Pitt.

  1. Dave’s Top Ten is a subconscious manifestation of the Rorschach 10 inkblots