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Top (n) things (where n = any real or imaginary number) Rosie O’Donnell has over David Letterman.

Posted on Saturday, 15 October, 2011 by twobirdsflyingpub

Top (n) things (where n = any real or imaginary number) Rosie O’Donnell has over David Letterman… 10. Weight.  9.  Teeth. 8.  Better Taste in Women. 7. Oprah Likes Her. 6. Rosie was voted homecoming queen, prom queen, senior class president … Continue reading →

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FOG HORN Top n Reasons where n=10 Why You Should Give Up Sushi.

Posted on Wednesday, 13 April, 2011 by twobirdsflyingpub

10.    The yellow tail in your tuna is plutonium.  9.    Benihana’s wise guy with the knife is wearing a canary suit.  8.    Ginzu is now selling Geiger Counters.  7.    Sushi houses got rid of table candles. They let the sashimi handle … Continue reading →

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Top 10 reasons why you should read Fog Horn and not watch Letterman.

Posted on Thursday, 24 February, 2011 by twobirdsflyingpub

(10)                  You know that fat chicks should sail barges not J boats. (9)                    You know that Chuck Norris can kick Chuck Schumer’s ass. (8)                    You know that spandex should be licensed. (7)                    You actually know the … Continue reading →

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