I hope you’ve all had a momentous week and are looking froward to an enjoyable Halloween weekend; the country needs people to start enjoying themselves again. At this time of the year, much of that enjoyment comes from participating in neighborhood Trick-or-Treating; it’s a happy time for our children. However, in their youthful enthusiasm, they are vulnerable to what I’ll only describe as the excrement of society from dangers like rainbow fentanyl that comes in a variety of bright colors, shapes, and sizes, including pills, powder and blocks that resemble sidewalk chalk. There’s only one word that describes fentanyl – LETHAL

Supervise your kids closely, inspect anything that’s given to them and don’t rely on knowing your neighborhood. Unfortunately, we have a Democrat Party that’s more interested in getting reelected and promoting transgenderism to grade-schoolers than protecting our kids from fentanyl, which has accurately been described as a WMD.

This message is in lieu of a full shoot the shit, which as you know is a social interaction during which any topic is discussed by participants knowing nothing on the subject, all are free to make unsupported comments, use uncensored profanity, insult anyone they wish or change the subject. Regular shoot the shits will keep you from having to pay $150+ per hour to a jackass who majored in psychology so they could understand themselves.