I hope everyone celebrated Starwars Day, and that you are all doing well through these very trying times. I filled up my vehicle the other day and dropped just a few pennies short of $70, che minchia stai dicendo! To make matters worse, my Klondike bars went up $1, schifoso! Anyway, I was reprimanded by a reader who sounded like a torpedo for la familia Genovese because I haven’t done a shoot the shit lately, so I’m complying with his request to avoid ending up in the trunk of a 1962 Lincoln in Newark, NJ.

Those of you who are not regular readers may be unfamiliar with a shoot the shit. A shoot the shit, is designed to replace a therapy session, which will set you back $150+ per hour with a jackass who majored in psychology so they could understand themselves. So, a shoot the shit is a social gathering during which any topic can be discussed, participants don’t need to know anything about the subject and are free to make any comment without supporting their position, they are also free to use uncensored profanity, insult anyone they wish, or altogether change the subject. Shoot the shits can be scheduled with friends, family members or coworkers with amazing results. So, without further a do, let’s talk about naming vaginas.

Going back a number of years, I recall a woman I was dating tell me, and I quote, “Sally has a visitor”. Now, who the hell knew she was referring to her vagina, and what she was communicating is that she had her period! It was news to me! It was at that point in time I realized that women name their vaginas and their cars too. Apparently there’s been research done on this in the UK revealing some interesting things.

“Ah, the internet. You never fail to keep us entertained. If it’s not one meme making us all chuckle it’s another one. This time, however, the meme involves a challenge for women: to name their vagina after the last movie they watched.

First prompted by Ariel Marie, an erotic novelist, the meme has since gone viral and has left many women in fits of laughter as they reveal the bizarre titles they have for their vaginas.”

The UK’s DailyMail had this headline:

‘Mine’s called Sausage Party’: Women send Twitter into fits of giggles after #nameyourvagina game goes viral

Ladies are naming their intimate parts after the last film they watched
Monikers are being shared with the hashtag #nameyourvagina on Twitter
Kate Beckinsale even got involved tweeting ‘Love & Friendship , just sayin’

Folks, there’s even a hashtag on Twitter, could this be the real reason Elon Musk is buying Twitter.

This 2006 film might make an interesting name

Ladies or transgender members of our LGBTQ+ community if you plan on naming your vagina, or perhaps changing a boring existing name, Jennifer Cullen of CafeMom has some interesting ideas for you.

• Audrey: Like the flesh-eating Venus Flytrap in The Little Shop of Horrors.
• Beverly Bossa: Not too feminine but let’s everyone know who’s in charge.
• Clitty Clitty: Because Pussy Pussy is too easy.
• Conchita: I’ve always wanted to be a Latin lover.
• C.V.: China Vagina not Curriculum Vitae. Unless my resume is what turns you on.
• Eazy Weezy: Louise is her given name.
• Ginger Snapper: Sounds tasty plus uses the word snapper.
• Jewel: As in the “Crown Jewels”. See also: Pearl.
• Jina: Not to be confused with Geena.
• Little Lulu: So cute and retro.
• Margherita: For the Eat Pray Love crowd, a piece of real Italian pie.
• Pearl: The precious surprise found in an oyster.
  Princess Leia: For all of you Star Wars fans.
• Sheila: The girl from Down Under.
• Tiger Lily: Both a cat and a pretty flower.
• Tina, Queen of Tacoville: Master of her own domain.
• Vajeene: A feminized version of Vagina.

Have a great weekend! Keep sweat pumps in slow speed and schedule your own shoot the shit, you’ll be glad you did.