You thought 2020 was bad, 2021 is squarely in the suck category. I hope you’ve all had a good week and looking forward to a nice weekend, but judging by what’s been going on it’s entirely possible that you’re in need of psychotherapy but wait. Psychotherapy is an event during which you sit in front of a jackass who studied psychology so they could understand themselves while they look at their watch to see when the hour is up to separate you from a hard earned $150. Stop, schedule a shoot-the-shit instead.
A shoot-the-shit is a social interaction during which any topic can be introduced and discussed even if you have no idea about the subject, you’re free to make unsupported comments, use uncensured profanity, insult anyone you wish or change the subject at will. It’s far more effective than a therapist because you have participants interacting with you and telling you how full of shit you are. Note, that like a therapist, they may not know anything about the subject as well. So without further a do let’s shoot the shit.
I never thought this magnificent country of ours would become a home for as many morons as have recently surfaced. I am so sick of the “systemic racisms” label that I can’t adequately express my dissatisfaction. Let’s take a look at the argument.
The word systemic has a number of meanings; it’s even used in physiology, but generally speaking, it refers to the whole (of or relating to a system, especially when affecting the entirety of a thing). So, referring to systemic racism, suggest that the country is racist. If you buy that concept, you’ve been freeze-dried for the last 10 years or more. In all my travels, I continuously seen interracial dating, marriages and offspring, I have yet to see a black American denied access to a club, restaurant, public building or employment. So, what these “activists” are doing is conditioning our young black community to see themselves as victims of racism. They’re also doing these things in schools when what they should be doing is teaching students that they can achieve their personal goals by staying focused and working towards those goals. I recently had an UBER ride with a young black American driver who said to me: “sir these mother fuckers are just trying to fool us into voting for their sorry ass.” That young man indicated that he was thinking about running for office; I told him he could count on my support.
I’ve got news for you folks! If you pull a gun or knife on a cop, or someone else, be you black, white, yellow or polka dot you won’t be farted on or cock wiped, you will be fired upon. The objective is to neutralize the threat and save a life. So, what part of this behavior constitutes systemic racism. Give me a break!
I’ll tell you just how ridiculous this “systemic racism” is. Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez, in all her magnificence, suggests that climate change is a product of racist capitalism. How do you like that for a vulgar display of stupidity. This is someone who is getting paid $177,000 a year and is provided with a $1.4 million or more expense account. We literally have people suggesting that an officer could fire a round into the air. I know, maybe they could be issued tranquilizer darts! Folks the 2022 elections are right around the corner so lets get things cleaned up. We need collaborative problem solvers in Congress.
On a lighter side…
I was watching the “Look for the WELL Health-Safety seal” t.v. ad and came up with an idea.
At the 1:07 point the actress says: “ look for the WELL Health-Safety seal on the outside…” followed by a second actress who says: “ …and feel more confident going inside.” I said to my self why wouldn’t something like this work for hookers?
WELL Health-Safety is a product of DELOS, a multinational corporation with a 2019 valuation of $800 Million , and if you want an evaluation and subsequent WELL Health-Safety Rating, there’s a cost. According to the company’s website, the designation costs anywhere between $2,730 and $12,600, depending on the size of the building and the revenue of its businesses. They also have a fourth pricing model of $400 per location which could be just what the doctor ordered for organization with several hookers.
I hope you’ve enjoyed this brief shoot-the-shit. Have a great weekend and do schedule your own shoot-the-shit they work wonders and you’ll probably have some fun.
FOG HORN 