Alien Portals and Venusian Death Rays

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If you’ve made it through this week, we congratulate you and welcome you to our Friday shoot the shit. We try to do one per week, just to kick off the weekend.

A shoot the shit is a group discussion, not necessarily related to our normal blog topic, in which our readers are welcomed to participate in  even if you know nothing about the subject. Psychiatrists and psychologists do this all of the time. During a shoot the shit, you can make any unsupported comment, use uncensored profanity, insult anyone one you wish and/or altogether change the subject. Normally, you’d have to pay $150 per hour, or more, to a degreed impostor who studied a behavioral science so they could understand themselves. We, on the other hand, charge you nothing, and we really don’t care if you are in denial. So, let’s get things started.

Holy bat shit readers, can you believe what’s been going on. We had a couple of weeks of a wacko in Austin, Texas, planting and mailing bombs. Another genetic defect in Maryland went ape and shot his high school girlfriend before being stopped by a school resource officer thatImage result for aluminum strainer hat conducted himself like he had a pair. The good news in both of these cases is that the perpetrators will not be around to contaminate the gene pool. We also had a driverless UBER vehicle rundown a cyclist in Tempe, AZ. Making matters worse the backup driver was an ugly ex-felon chick. The victim’s family must be stepping over P.I. attorneys in front of their home.

Can someone please explain what the hell is happening? Are the alien portal in Malibu, CA opening, or are we being bombarded by the Venusian death rays?

As troubled as I found myself by the later three incidents, what really blew me away was Hillary Clinton. A staff member or Bill should hit her with a tranquilizer dart!

  1. First open mouth insert foot. White women did not vote for her because they associate with the Republican Party. These women were apparently too stupid to make a voting decision decision on their own; instead, they were instructed on how to vote by their boss, husband or other male figure. Hillary, my mother’s senior club has two African American ladies, life long Democrats, that described you as a “jive ass ho” during the 2016 election before breaking out into even less complimentary Ebonics.
  2. Second foot in the mouth comes when she accuses  Trump and Trump supporters (i.e. middle America) of wanting to take the country backwards. She continues saying that Trump was playing on the feelings of citizens in the “non-urban” United States – voters who “didn’t like black people getting rights,” or women getting jobs. Are you kidding me!
  3. And, last but not least,  during a Dutch T.V. interview, the former Secretary of State, when asked about a possible Ivanka Trump run for the Presidency says:

‘That’s not going to happen, we don’t want any more inexperienced Trumps in the White House.’

Secretary Clinton, please point me to a Constitutional requirement for prior political or public office experience. Most voters look for an I.Q. and a desire to serve the country and its people; not simply self.

I’d like to see Ivanka announce a run for the Office, but be prepared for another Hillary outburst…

Feel free to join in and comment if you so choose.  Have a great weekend, keep your sweat pumps in low speed but do spend some time with your buds and family.

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