We are fortunate to have a superb administration in place, including its cabinet. Our Secretary of Defense, General James, Mad Dog, Mattis is someone you’d follow into battle and know your butt is covered, so we thought we’d come up with some handles for other prominent world figures…

     Kim Jong “Mini-me” Un

          Hassan “ZigZag” Rouhani

                 Vladimir “Ipon” Putin

                                                        Barack Hussein ”Wing-nut” Obama II

                                               Nicolas “Aquacate” Maduro

There’s an old Spanish saying “Aquacate Maduro Peo Seguro,” which will mean absolutely nothing unless you speak Spanish.

Donald J. “Big Bucks” Trump

Enrique Peña “Pinche” Nieto