We’re rolling into the Holiday Season at warp speed and it’s time to look back at a year of exceptional gear and kit to pull together our Holiday Shopping Suggestions, but it’s also been ages since we’ve done a Top “n” where “n” is any real number, so we came up with Top “n” Questions Where a “Yes” Answer Will Get You Booted From The Democratic Party

10.     Can you write more than 140 characters?

  9.     Do you think Ben Carson is a role model?

  8.     Are you in the country legally?

   7.    Do you think Carly Fiorina is a hotsy-totsy

   6.    Do you disapprove of Alexander the Great’s buggery?

   5.    Do you vote only once in a general election?

   4.    Do you think people are responsible for criminal behavior?

   3.    Do you know what G.O.P. stands for?

   2.    Do you think elected officials are no brighter than you are?

   1.    Do you believe Univision’s Jorge Ramos is a moron?