As you all know, political correctness, circa 2014, has reached the point of ridiculous, and permeates all levels of society; it’s even made its way into the redneck community, as evidenced by the latest additions to ”Expressions to Avoid,” in The Redneck’s Handbook of Etiquette.

10. There’s a nip in the air

9. Calling a Spade a Spade

8. A chink in the armor

7. Greek to me

6. Crack Up

5. Honky-tonk

4. Mexican standoff

3. More holes than Swiss cheese

2. Damned Hooligan

1. Redskins

We are closing down the Bat Cave to kick off our Holiday libation.

Have a Safe and Merry Christmas!