Top ‘n’ (where n equals any real or imaginary number) Reasons Why New Yorkers Should Not Have Guns…

It’s been ages since we’ve done a Top ‘n’ reasons (where ‘n’ equals any real or imaginary number) so we decided to pick on our buds in New York getting ready to kick back and put down a couple of Genes.  Enjoy!

10.    New Yorkers use clips not magazines.

9.     New Yorkers load shells in their magazines not rounds.

8.     A New Yorker’s gun fires slugs not bullets.

7.     New Yorkers yank their guns instead of unholstering them.

6.     A New Yorker will tell you he has a tres-duece or quad-fin not a 32 or 45.

5.     New Yorkers don’t own pistols or revolvers they own rods, gats and boom sticks.

4.     New Yorkers can’t talk and use a two handed grip at the same time.

3.     New Yorkers don’t shoot you. You’ve either been salted or peppered.

2.     New Yorkers don’t engage their safety, they set the gun on safe.

1.     New Yorkers should not have guns because they may fall into the cops’ hands.

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4 Responses to Top ‘n’ (where n equals any real or imaginary number) Reasons Why New Yorkers Should Not Have Guns…

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