Top (n) things (where n = any real or imaginary number) Rosie O’Donnell has over David Letterman…

10. Weight.

 9.  Teeth.

8.  Better Taste in Women.

7. Oprah Likes Her.

6. Rosie was voted homecoming queen, prom queen, senior class president and
class clown – topping Dave 3 out of 4.

5. Rosie has actually won an Emmy.

4. Rosie starred in the Broadway show “Grease” – Dave uses it.

3. Rosie actually married her partner; it took Dave several years of having his ass
kicked by Oprah to marry his.

2. Rosie has a web site; Dave is still trying to figure out “www”.

1. Rosie has more nuts.