- 10. Your hot date last night was with a hooker.
- 9. You eat your home cooked meals at a restaurant.
- 8. Your children call the therapist DaDa.
- 7. You drive your Porsche under 2500 rpm to prolong engine life.
- 6. Your idea of getting in touch with nature is to put on a The North Face Boonie hat and cruise rest stops with a 3000 cc backpack.
- 5. You think Tiny Tim is a porn star.
- 4. JC was trying to be a Big Shot.
- 3. You sit in a meeting with 5 Indians and pretend you understood the whole thing.
- 2. You think the Rascal House in North Miami Beach is a health food store.
- 1. You think Bernard Madoff was just overzealous.
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