(10)                  You know that fat chicks should sail barges not J boats.

(9)                    You know that Chuck Norris can kick Chuck Schumer’s ass.

(8)                    You know that spandex should be licensed.

(7)                    You actually know the meanings of words you use.

(6)                    You don’t make fun of children to bump ratings.

(5)                    Lindsey Lohan says yes to you.

(4)                    You don’t follow people to job interviews.

(3)                    You don’t follow people at trade shows.

(2)                    You don’t think Harvey Levin’s, You Know You’re a Jew, is

                          anti-Semitic.

(1)                    This is your idea of will it float…